Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top

The Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top is a fitted tank with a graphic that gets read twice before people laugh. The muscle cut sits close through the body and drops open at the arms, so your hands stay free for the whole set and the fabric never bunches up when you're pushing through a packed floor. It's light enough to wear through a hot tent set and still look sharp when the sun comes up on the last day. The slogan does the talking so you don't have to explain yourself to strangers at the water station.

Throw it on under overalls for the day stages or wear it solo once the heat kicks in and you're three sets deep. Good for the main stage crowd, good for the campsite crew, good for anyone who wants their shirt to get the joke before the bass does.

The details

• Fabric: cotton
• Weight: 230 GSM, lightweight
• Feel: soft, smooth and breathable
• Fit: clean sleeveless cut that leaves your arms free

• Gentle Machine wash with cold water
• Tumble dry on no/low heat
• Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
• Do not dry clean
• Do not bleach
• Will shrink if high heat drying

Most Rave Uniform pieces are made to order. Production usually takes 2-7 business days. After production, shipping usually takes 5-10 business days depending on your location and the carrier. Tracking is emailed as soon as your order ships.

What is the Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top made of?

100% cotton. At 230 GSM (6.8 oz), it is light but durable. Smooth, breathable cotton.

How does the Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top fit?

Streamlined, made to move. It comes in sizes M to 3XL. The Size Guide tab has every measurement, taken with the garment lying flat, so you can compare it with something you already own.

Is the Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top see-through?

No. At 230 GSM the fabric is thick enough that it isn't see-through.

Can I wear the Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top to a rave or festival?

Yes. It is breathable enough for a packed room and sturdy enough to survive a full weekend of dancing, sitting on the grass and going through the wash again.

How long does shipping take?

Every piece is made to order. Production takes 2 to 7 business days, then shipping takes 5 to 10 business days, so plan on about 9 to 15 business days in total. If you need it for a festival, order at least three weeks ahead. You get a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.

How do I wash the Holy Guacamolly Muscle Top?

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out. Tumble dry on low or no heat, don't bleach, and don't iron directly over the print. High heat will shrink cotton.

Can I return or exchange it?

Unworn, unwashed items with their tags can be returned for store credit within 10 days of delivery: email info@raveuniform.com with your order number. Credit is the purchase price less a $7 restocking fee, and sale or limited-edition pieces are final sale. If your order arrives with a print defect or damage, we replace it or refund you and cover the return shipping.